A BRIEF HISTORY OF MY HOMEMADE VALENTINES
This was the first Valentine, that start of a tradition. Recipient was nonplussed.
Me: Did you get my email this morning?
Partner: *blank expression*
Me: Didn't find it funny?
Partner: Didn't understand it.
A few years later, made up for lost time by making 3. Recipient was mortified.
Me: Did you get my email?
Partner: The valentines?
Me: What'd you think?
Partner: Yeah, that was weird. *look of disgust*
My first success.
Me: *sends a picture text*
Partner: Shut up that's awesome